All-company meeting · Wednesday, August 12, 2026 · Downtown Minneapolis
Seventy people will be in that room with uninterrupted attention. Five slots on this agenda are for sale, and every dollar goes to Second Harvest Heartland.
Slots open on a rolling schedule and close one by one from Monday through Tuesday. Five slots, one room, no way out.
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My name got picked at random to host my company's all-hands meeting. Rather than run a normal agenda, I'm selling the commercial breaks.
The audience is about seventy people at a consumer-goods company in Minneapolis. Phones down, laptops shut, everyone facing the same screen. You would struggle to buy attention like that anywhere else.
Bidding runs on eBay for Charity, which means 100% of every winning bid is routed by PayPal Giving Fund directly to Second Harvest Heartland — a food bank fighting hunger across the Midwest. The money never passes through my hands.
Highlighted lines are for sale. Everything else is the meeting.
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Send a video, an audio clip, a slide, or a written script for me to read out live. Your call.
Your spot runs inside the official meeting deck, not before it and not after everyone has left.
Roughly seventy people who cannot skip, scroll past, or close the tab.
One Midnight Swim 10 oz bar, included with every slot. Consider it the gift bag.
The meeting is Wednesday at 9:00 AM and the slots close on a rolling schedule, so there is no slack anywhere. Win a 30-second spot and your video, slide, or script has to reach me by 8:00 PM CDT on Tuesday, August 11.
The Title Sponsorship closes Wednesday at 8:00 AM — one hour before the meeting starts. Build your logo and both spots now, and send them over before the auction ends. I will hold them and only use them if you win. Waiting until the hammer falls leaves no time to make anything.
I review every spot beforehand to keep it work-appropriate. Nothing explicit, nothing offensive, nothing political. If something does not clear and cannot be revised in time, the airtime is forfeited.